Jokes. Have fun and laugh out loud!!!

If you want to laugh and tell your classmates and friends some English jokes, just read them some and go ahead. JA, JA, JA...

"A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink."Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman. "Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."

...........................................................

A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?

B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.

.........................................................

"If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day.If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat.If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life."

More jokes can be found in this audio link: http://www.manythings.org/jokes/